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A Recovering Thinker-Short Story

I couldn’t find the source for this wonderful short story but good work must be shared. Enjoy 

A Recovering Thinker

It started out innocently enough….

I began to think at parties now and then — to loosen up. Inevitably, though, one thought led to another, and soon I was more than just a social thinker. I began to think alone — “to relax,” I told myself — but I knew it wasn’t true. Thinking became more and more important to me, and finally I was thinking all the time. 

That was when things began to sour at home. One evening I had turned off the TV and asked my wife about the meaning of life.She spent that night at her mother’s. 

I began to think on the job.I knew that thinking and employment don’t mix, but I couldn’t stop myself. I began to avoid friends at lunchtime so I could read Thoreau and Kafka.

I would return to the office dizzied and confused, asking, “What is it exactly we are doing here?” One day the boss called me in.

He said, “Listen, I like you, and it hurts me to say this, but your thinking has become a real problem. If you don’t stop thinking on the job, you’ll have to find another job.” 

This gave me a lot to think about.

I came home early after my conversation with the boss. “Honey,” I confessed, “I’ve been thinking…”

 “I know you’ve been thinking,” she said, “and I want a divorce!”

 “But Honey, surely it’s not that serious.”

 “It is serious,” she said, lower lip aquiver. “You think as much as college professors, and college professors don’t make any money, so if you keep on thinking, we won’t have any money!”

“That’s a faulty syllogism,” I said impatiently. She exploded in tears of rage and frustration, but I was in no mood to deal with the emotional drama.

“I’m going to the library,” I snarled as I stomped out the door. I headed for the library, in the mood for some Nietzsche. I roared into the parking lot with NPR on the radio and ran up to the big glass doors… They didn’t open. The library was closed. I had reached the absolute nadir of my life…

To this day, I believe that a Higher Power was looking out for me that night. Leaning on the unfeeling glass, whimpering for Zarathustra, a poster caught my eye. “Friend, is heavy thinking ruining your life?” it asked. You probably recognize that line. It comes from the standard Thinker’s Anonymous poster. Which is why I am what I am today: a recovering thinker.

I never miss a TA meeting. 

At each meeting we watch a non-educational video; last week it was “Porky’s.” Then we share experiences about how we avoided thinking since the last meeting. Our motto is ‘never have an original thought’, and we take it one step at a time. I am now at a point where I deny cause and effect, eschew science, idolize industry and business, and always think I am the only one who is right….. and I even believe that privatization is God’s rule on earth. I still have my job, and things are a lot better at home. Life just seemed…easier, somehow, as soon as I stopped thinking.

I think the road to recovery is nearly complete for me. Today, I even registered to vote…




We live through the lives of others

I have felt deeply, even if the knowledge came to me rather late, that we live only through other lives that touch us and that to live in this way at all requires more care than most people are prepared to give. For ultimately there is nothing more astonishing, more fraught with mystery, than the mutual response that occurs across so many obstacles of time, of place, of background, and of the events that form us. When I have experienced it, it has seemed like the only security I have known.

-Kenneth E. Read, Social Anhtropologist


The Golden Rule

What you put out into the world gets reflected back at you. I like to believe that all the shit and negativity people put out comes back to haunt them just like all the good people do gets returned one way or another. You decide what to put out to the world but remember to be kind and help others because life works in unexpected ways and you never know when you will need a kind and helping hand. Believe in the golden rule; do good unto others and others will do good to you. Be good, and when you need it, kindness and help will come.